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Tuesday, July 28, 2009

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

Time is one of those unforgiving entities that insists on doing the exact opposite of what is often desired. In times of joy Time seems to speed away as if it was so excited that it consumed an entire jumbo bag of smarties and 14 cups of coffee and then preceded to run around the house with no shirt on screaming, “I am Time, Catch me if you so Dare!” Conversely, in times of despair, Time seems to drag...the inevitable crash after the high, I suppose. This is the very struggle that I find myself in every June to August since I was old enough to leave the comfort of my own home everyday and ‘get learned’. I so often waste this precious time and before I know it… it’s over (it being summer of course). So in an effort to savor every warm and precious moment of freedom during these summer months I have created a “To Do List.” What Genius! (I do impress myself sometimes) This list, comprised of 50ish things that I would like to do, shall be achieved. I swear it! So without further ado, I present “My Summer To Do List: 50ish things that I would like to do before this summer’s end, some of them which I have done already, some of them I know are not humanly possible but I would like to attempt to do anyway, and others still that I might actually do.” Enjoy!

My Summer To Do List: 50ish things that I would like to do before this summer’s end, some of them which I have done already, some of them I know are not humanly possible but I would like to attempt to do anyway, and others still that I might actually do.

1. take over the world
2. bring rocks and other inanimate objects to life to serve me after I take over the world
3. master the art of origami…particularly money origami and then attempt to pay for things in small swans, flowers, and puppies.
4. go camping
5. whale watch
6. Museum of Science
7. rock climb (or wall with faux rock climb)
8. road trip to Florida Keys with my sexy and wonderful boyfriend
9. air bend
10. volunteer (preferably at the Wildlife Center)
11. do as little work at my current occupation as possible
12. go to the gym and get sexy
13. pay off my debts
14. finish Lost
15. play bananagrams
16. sing, sing, sing, sing…
17. practice the guitar, and learn at least one new song
18. make a list of things I want to do this summer
19. swim (this includes swimming in both fresh and salt water, as I love both)
20. go bowling, and even inquire about joining a bowling league
21. work on the afghan that will be for my second born child
22. drink many a delicious margarita
23. make lemonade from the lemons that God gave me
24. play video games and World of Warcraft (I miss estamoon, for she has been estranged from my heart for many moons)
25. eat a sundae from dairy queen made from the fake ice cream they use that makes my taste buds tingle
26. go to Six Flags
27. lay in the sun a.m.a.p.
28. go to WV (West Virginia) with dustypoop
29. play with kitten outside
30. go mountain biking and get some real use out of my new wheels
31. make some delicious meals using the cookbook I bought myself
32. keep my bonsai tree alive (if it hasn’t already died on me)
33. finish Buffy
34. re-watch avatar
35. find out what gets me in flow
36. do yoga and rediscover a mind, body and soul connection
37. kayak
38. find a lab assistant job for the school year
39. zoo con Grammita (check)
40. Junes
41. get drunk wooooo
42. drink tea/coffee in the wolf mug with Dusty
43. pay attention to amigos I don’t pay enough attention to
44. go to California (check)
45. Investigate possible career paths (graduate school, professional school, teaching…)
46. help Duck build a yurt
47. find a new dentist and a new doc
48. get chinky food with Grampy
49. win money at keno or scratch tickets
50. give myself a pedicure
51. aquarium (check)
52. finish Fluke
53. read the superman comics that Duck gave to me
54. finish Y the Last Man
55. drink plenty of fluids